Tonight I started a club. I have never been in a club or anything like that before so I am fairly new to the whole club/member thing. Basically my club which has two members (including me) is a club which provides souvenirs for the other club members. They come from all over the world. They have to be one of the following or all. Small, Amazing, Contextual (to the place they are from), Funny, Cool, Free or really cheap. Following these simple guides and you have a free membership to the Ren-o Vista Souvenir Club.

The reasons for starting this amazing club come from the fact that I love things from other cultures and countries and love to get given them. I found out that Ren also has the strange fetish and we decided to go from there. Luckily for the two founding members, Me and Ren, both of our background revolve around traveling and other cultures and countries.

The first item received was a traditional hand painted Portuguese Cockerel that Ren kindly gave me as he has lived there for most of his adult life. The next trip I take which will be Glastonbury Festival and then Berlin to see Radiohead will be full of like gifts for the club.

We are starting a revolution. In kindness.